31 July 2021

Glue for stronger bones

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When your stepchildren are your senior

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This is the Sick Phoque Club‘s biggest induction yet

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And this month, it’s all of you lot. In your attempts to make everyone else’s life a living hell, you’ve made one man’s life much, much bett...
30 July 2021

This is where Rome’s priorities lay

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Jonah doesn’t approve

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Dogs reppin’ Heineken

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27 July 2021

This is how you announce the baby

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This is how you bee

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He won’t be back in his native tongue

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26 July 2021

Not the place to be during squirrel season

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Quack that tomato

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The egg chooses the sperm

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20 July 2021

Those bolívares gettin’ cheap as

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19 July 2021

Knock-off hoes be like

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18 July 2021

There can only be one theory

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The Japanese Dream

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Shrimp on coke

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17 July 2021

Being mean to be kind

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Paying by Czech

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Eau really?

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13 July 2021

That’s the thing about football

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Best. Chair. Ever.

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There goes our snake-free status

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Workers at a Rangiora supermarket have been given a fright after finding a snake in a box of bananas from Ecuador.  Ministry of Primary Indu...
11 July 2021

Also add don’t shine laser pointers in the goalie’s eye

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The Way of the Wolf

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Friends to the power of one

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9 July 2021

Free utilities sounds very utilitarian indeed

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Cleaning up just took on a whole new meaning

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Sorry Rigby but "street rules" only apply to staring contests, not soccer

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5 July 2021

Growing melons, kid style

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And that’s how the American Revolution started

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Note to self: thing means male genitalia on a ladyboy

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2 July 2021

Just don’t break the seal and you’ll be fine

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Yeah but when a Brit steals on home soil, he gets sent to Australia

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Could this be the key to Covid?

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1 July 2021

America’s Dad is free and ready to rape again

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2021 Is now half done But there is one For the Sick Phoque Club This month’s induction is the Pennsylvania Supreme Court, who have thrown ou...
29 June 2021

Account not always necessary

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Should have sold them in the clinic

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CCP are all a bunch of dicks

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27 June 2021

And that’s not all - there’s even a trans athlete competing as a woman

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Stretch that cheese

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Obesity isn’t rock bottom

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22 June 2021

That’s just how the job market works

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Piss-key - better than NileRed’s Corona Shine

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Or if you’d rather use your excess TP, here’s how to do it:  https://youtu.be/v-mWK_kcZMs .

It takes a clam

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19 June 2021

Peanuts: Racing together since long before anyone even heard of #RaceTogether

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But Taiwan is a country

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Just remember these magic words: SHOT NOT

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15 June 2021

Nobody expects the SEVEN+ BILLION VIEWS

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Cleaning clocks the post-Covid way

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No coke, water!

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13 June 2021

The closer to the entrance, the better

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Memes die, Rickroll is forever

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