28 March 2023

Scaramouche, Scaramouche, had to do the fandango

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11 March 2023

Surprised to hear from me again?

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Well, I’ve decided to check in with y’all and see how shit’s going. Tomorrow will have been 13 years since the first post was put up, so I’m...
6 July 2022

Goodbye to all that

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Sorry to disappoint you all like that, but I just don’t have the drive to keep making daily posts that I did back in 2010. After almost a mo...
12 June 2022

Identity can sure mess with the dictionary

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The Sword of Champions

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10 June 2022

Don’t piss off Obelix or he will throw a menhir at your car

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The family that dicks together

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They don’t call him Cuban for nothing

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8 June 2022

Nike says it best: JUST DO IT

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The Whoppers are prouder Down Under

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Hermione got back

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4 June 2022

Or he could just write it Shaun/Shawn Bean

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Erdogan strikes again

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3 June 2022

JACK SPARROW WINS!

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But enough about that because m ultiple doctors have warned men and women to stop peeing in the shower, revealing the long-term impact the h...

Just one induction to the Sick Phoque Club this month

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New Zealand Music Month may be ending (see what I did there?), but the real problem is the media keeping y’all happily distracted with Depp ...
1 June 2022

Coffee, that is - black gold, Texas tea

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And yet the same old shit-show continues year on year

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29 May 2022

The turtle was too slow

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Covid 2.0: Monkey Edition

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That’s one sus cat

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28 May 2022

So how was heaven?

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Pine Pineapple Apple Pine

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Pigs, Uvalde Style

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23 May 2022

And a loss to Palace caps off 9th consecutive season without another Premiership

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22 May 2022

Corona is a virus, just drink Obolon instead

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Never gonna tilt you left

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ALP RULES, LNP DROOLS

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Labor's Anthony Albanese will be Australia's next Prime Minister after voters turned away from the Liberal Party in droves in Saturd...
20 May 2022

Kids in Power

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But she’s a Barbie girl in a Barbie world

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Pro-birth by intent, pro-choice by poor design

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17 May 2022

Critical miss in the game of life

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Dicks, camo style

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Just America things

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14 May 2022

So does Justin Bieber’s tripe but you don’t hear anyone talking about that

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Marry him, marry him, say yes

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It’s-a not so bad, it’s a nice-a place, ah shut up-a your face

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11 May 2022

To dust or not to dust?

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They forgot crypto guys

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Wait, so none of those dudes have Grammies?

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8 May 2022

There’s a time for taking the piss and that ain’t it

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Saying “I do” to the cap like a Kardashian

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Brighter days for Brighton

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4 May 2022

So? Bart’s been 10 for over 30 years.

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Yes that much is true

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But that would be so awesome

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3 May 2022

Boom-boom bankrupt fraud

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That’s what April 2022’s Sick Phoque Club is all about. Three-time Wimbledon champion Boris Becker has been jailed for 2½ years for hiding £...
30 April 2022

And what is your hat about exactly?

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So I guess vaccines do cause autism then?

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Reds draw against Blues

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27 April 2022

Ghosting done right

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Why #Trump2024 is a bad idea all round

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The Planet Line

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24 April 2022

Arsenal gun down the Red Devils

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Christian yet has 666 followers

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