And so the land grab begins

August 2018 has come to an end, and so we must induct another into the Sick Phoque Club. This month, it's Cyril Ramaphosa, the current President of South Africa, who is starting his quest to bend it like Mugabe. Black people owning their fair share of the land I'm all for, but let's face it, South Africa still needs the white land owners at the moment. Ramaphosa only needs to look at what happened in Zimbabwe to see that it's a bad idea as far as the economic health of the nation.

Looks like someone's a bit early to the party

Third game = second loss

Manchester United have suffered another loss, this time a home loss to Tottenham Hotspur. Final score at Old Trafford: 3-0 to the Spurs, with their goals all scored in the second half, first one by Kane, other two by Rodrigues Moura da Silva.

And this is why I suck at programming

 

Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt consume the milk of the beast, not the plant

White pieces go first? Explain.

 

Slackers 2: The Outsourcing

 

I liked the Old Hope better

 

Robbie Rotten begins to rot

That's right, everyone. Robbie Rotten has finally been caught by the Sportacus that is bile duct cancer, and for him the chase is over. 

He's with Giants now

Just banks being banks

 

Hot streak ends for Red Devils

Brighton and Hove Albion were the victors in game 2 of the season, with goals by Murray, Duffy, and Groß sealing Manchester United's fate by halftime. Lukaku scored a goal for the Reds before the break, as did Pogba in injury time in the second half, but it just wasn't enough. It's still early days, though, and there's still 36 more chances for redemption. Let's just hope that they don't squander them.

Looks like this little homo's got some explaining to do

 

Cheeky darkie now cheeky and dead

 

Nothing but R-E-S-P-E-C-T for this gal

 

The President without a Plan

And 73 years after the nuking of Hiroshima, one vet STILL won't shut up about it

 

Fudge it, I'm in

 

The Parker Solar Probe, aka Icarus

Sixth time could yet be the charm

Manchester United started their season with three well-deserved points after beating Leicester City 2-1, with goals by Pogba in the 3rd minute and Shaw in the 83rd. Leicester scored through an injury-time hit courtesy of Vardy, but the damage had been well and truly done at that point in the proceedings. Just another 37 games to win, and Man United will have the Premier League trophy in their cabinet for the first time in the post-Ferguson era.

A Catholic woman and her Protestant husband buried side by side

 

So why have tips then?

 

My, how Insomniac have matured post-Spyro

 

Ant-Man 3: Under the Microscope

 

The Spanish have nailed this one

 

Dedication, Maternal Style

 

Adventures in Poor Desk Design

Murder League Birdball, anyone?

 

I can sense a Darwin Award coming her way

 

Talk about drawing the short straw

 

Biggest. Suppository. Ever.