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31 July 2017

I will meme no more forever

The Bellend of the Month for July 2017 is the amount of memes on this blog. Starting tomorrow, I will be uploading less from 9GAG and more from the news. Because seriously, a little covfefe every now and again never hurt anyone.

17 July 2017

Landau's out

 That's right, people. We've lost another of the greats - this time, it's Martin Landau (centre, blue left sleeve).

15 July 2017

It's all in the sauce

Instead of our usual thing, today I have for you a little cautionary tale about the importance of following instructions. Right now, I am in the process of giving a local Pizza Hut the scare of a lifetime. Why? Because they put BBQ sauce on my pizza after I asked them to leave it off. Even though I do like BBQ sauce, I think their Meatlovers pizza just looks and tastes better without it. So what I did was make them think that I had had an allergic reaction to something in the BBQ sauce and had to go to hospital. So just be careful and follow the customer's instructions otherwise you risk putting them in the hospital for real.