How bears do Noël

The ring is the pin

This has been a red draw

The post-lockdown tum-tum

I see a Friday and I want it painted, black

The Big Macs are better at Burger King

And here, it’s called not giving a shit

The Illogic of the Mandate

Jim after the jab

Watford take down ten-man Reds with injury time haul

You could have said there were too many Chinese people in the armour

Cowardly Lion rocks up to his local Nando’s

Auckland be like

Suicide, Transylvania Style

He has no clue what the sporran is for

Fangs do the job, teeth don’t

But one must still turn a page, must one not?

Free money at the turn of a key

The coitus must be louder!

Know your limits, people!

Own goal costs Reds the derby

The way to the top isn’t just about who you know

But then he’s all like “what up,my Nazgul?”

And that’s why Episode VIII was about the last Jedi

It’s called an electronic device. You don’t need to cut down any trees to write a message with it.

Kid boners done right

Trick or treat done right

This is how you resign like a pro

Pennywise v Greta

She can’t even keep Covid out of the South Island

It’s called daylight savings and it ends in North America this coming weekend

Third protest’s the charm

And it’s also where October 2021’s induction into the Sick Phoque Club is headed: everyone who had attended the lockdown protests that month. For the third time in six weeks, a large number of anti-lockdown protesters have met at Auckland Domain. As with previous events, people have been expressing their dislike of Covid-19 restrictions and the vaccine rollout. Some people are wearing masks, while others are not.  Police say up to 5000 people gathered in the Domain, in breach of Alert Level 3 restrictions, and prosecutions are likely to follow in the coming days. Come on, guys. 5000 is more than what’s allowed even under Level 2. Please, if you’re going to attend protests during a pandemic, bear this in mind: