The good kind of pigs

Putin and Pooh Bear are one and the same down there

Good boys of all patterns

The name is but an oxymoron

We need this in China itself

Scotty Scotty Scotty, out out out!

And two more wins under Ralf

Yes you read that right - rice and chips

Trans fats are fats!

So then kick it. You’ll thank me later.

Don’t change for her - be the change!

Just any character would polish things off

Drying rack FTW

Lego lass

Amd the poimt of it all is what, exactly?

Drawn against Villa

Let’s not, please, Mr. New Variant

Doing the rock, bird style

And so the bottle got painted over too

Let it go, let it go, the veg never tasted good anyway

Still better than a kick in the groin

PC master race put in their place

Lesson in karma: DON’T TOUCH THE BIKE

Jesus of Nazareth - rickrolling since 4 BC

In the words of their most famous journalist, is nice!

Not without your jabs it ain’t

Rangnick loses

Can’t be

Two of the most polarising figures in modern history are 19 today

What I should have done with my summer break

Going into 2022, we still have to do the monthly

And that of course is another addition to the Sick Phoque Club - December 2021’s is DJ Dimension (real name Robert Etheridge). He came to New Zealand to do a gig for New Year’s Eve but couldn’t because he tested positive for the Omicron variant during the self-isolation part of his 10-day quarantine (7 in a hotel and 3 at home). That is not in itself Sick Phoque material but the bellend left his address before getting his positive test back and went to several venues including a nightclub. To quote another musician with the surname Etheridge, somebody bring us some water.