Identity can sure mess with the dictionary

The Sword of Champions

Don’t piss off Obelix or he will throw a menhir at your car

The family that dicks together

They don’t call him Cuban for nothing

Nike says it best: JUST DO IT

The Whoppers are prouder Down Under

Hermione got back

Or he could just write it Shaun/Shawn Bean

Erdogan strikes again

JACK SPARROW WINS!

But enough about that because multiple doctors have warned men and women to stop peeing in the shower, revealing the long-term impact the habit can have on your bladder. In a video on TikTok, urogynaecologist Dr Teresa Irwin shared her take on the controversial subject – explaining that while you will correctly empty your bladder by standing up, it can also train your brain to release urine every time you hear running water. "You don't want to do it all the time because what happens is every time you hear the sound of water, your bladder is going to want to pee – because it's used to hearing the sound of the water in the shower," Irwin said. "So whenever you're washing your hands, washing the dishes, your bladder is going to be salivating, so to speak, because it wants to go and pee."

Just one induction to the Sick Phoque Club this month

New Zealand Music Month may be ending (see what I did there?), but the real problem is the media keeping y’all happily distracted with Depp v Heard while we still don’t know who the lady in this photo was trafficking minors to.

Coffee, that is - black gold, Texas tea

And yet the same old shit-show continues year on year