30 April 2019
Elevator Wars: Tradies v Oldies
29 April 2019
Drawn with a goal apiece
28 April 2019
27 April 2019
Isis Jafas paid well with trespass notice
Four Auckland men have been trespassed from a Dunedin cinema after waving a wad of cash around and saying "Isis pays well" on Anzac Day. The incident unfolded as the men went to buy tickets at Dunedin's Rialto cinema on Thursday evening. One of the group said "Isis pays well" while holding a large amount of cash. His actions "caused a bit of anxiety in the cinema", Senior Sergeant Craig Dinnissen said. The group of four were trespassed by the Moray Place cinema and police were called. The men, all aged in their late 20s, were in on holiday from Auckland. When asked by police why they made the comments, the group replied "it was a joke". Given the current climate and especially with the mosque shootings last month, it was a pretty retarded idea for a joke. And besides, the cinemas in Dunedin aren’t that flash when it comes to choice - you only have three different operations just a few minutes walk from each other. In Christchurch, there are eight different cinemas and they’re more spread out across the city.
26 April 2019
25 April 2019
Silva, Sané deal the derby damage
Manchester City struck an important blow in their pursuit of a second successive Premier League title with a convincing derby victory over Manchester United at Old Trafford. Pep Guardiola's side knew anything but a win would leave Liverpool at the top of the table and in charge of their own destiny with only three games left. City were anxious in a goalless first 45 minutes but turned up the heat after the break to win 2-0 and take them one point clear at the top of the table. The issue here is that the wrong Mancunians won today and I am not happy. I am not happy with the continued Premiership drought. It has been six whole years since their last league victory. And I am not happy with the shit that passes for management these days. The team has gone through four different managers since Fergie left. Even Brendon Tarrant could do a better job at managing a football team than any of those wankers that tried to be the next Sir Alex.
24 April 2019
23 April 2019
22 April 2019
OGS needs to be kicked OUT
- This is Everton's biggest margin of victory against the Reds in any competition since beating them 5-0 in October 1984, and also Man United's biggest defeat to any opposition since losing 4-0 to Chelsea in October 2016.
- It is also their fifth consecutive away defeat across all comps, and the longest such run since a similar five-game streak in 1981.
- Manchester United have conceded 48 goals so far this season, their highest ever tally in a single season and their most in a league campaign since conceding 63 in 1978-79.
21 April 2019
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15 April 2019
Haymarket throws haymaker
14 April 2019
Pair of Pogba penalties
13 April 2019
He said there were others
The suspected Christchurch mosque gunman told his arresting officers he was one of nine people involved in the March 15 terror attack, sources say. The prospect other offenders may still have been at large prompted a citywide lockdown of schools and businesses, and into the afternoon police still believed they were looking for multiple active shooters – at one point the figure six was circulated among staff. Police Commissioner Mike Bush has confirmed in statements and interviews that the attack involved only one shooter. Two police officers rammed the gunman's car on Brougham St at 2.02pm on March 15 – 21 minutes after police received the first 111 call from the Al Noor Masjid on Deans Ave. A passer-by took a video of the suspect's arrest, which shows the police officers pull the suspect out of the car and drag him along the footpath away from his vehicle – a gold Subaru that allegedly had two bombs (improvised explosive devices) and firearms inside. 43 people were shot and killed at that mosque. A further seven were allegedly fatally shot at the Linwood mosque. Police stopped the suspect as he allegedly sped to his third target, the Ashburton Masjid. If that was me, I would have gone to Linwood first, to save time and petrol versus having to travel east for attack number 2 and then back west for attack number 3. And I would have taken the time to study the mosques with particular emphasis on Linwood as the shooter didn’t know his way round, which contributed to the lower death toll there. And I would also be making a stopover at the An-Nur kindergarten on Springs Road on my way to Ashburton.