Have yourselves an isolated Christmas

And that’s something I hope the All Blacks don’t end up doing due to the actions of our September 2020 inductees to the Sick Phoque Club, Rugby Australia. New Zealand Rugby is fuming after last week’s announcement of the Rugby Championship schedule that has the All Blacks playing their last match in Australia on Saturday, December 12, which is a change from original planning. The last scheduled clash against the Wallabies means players and staff will be stuck in 14-day managed isolation over Christmas, a situation NZR were hoping to avoid. This shit has been going on in trans-Tasman sport since Trevor Chappell bowled underarm in 1981, and unless NZR take a stand, then this bullying on the part of the green and gold will just continue. I would be more than happy to just forfeit the last game to get the boys home for Christmas if it comes to that.

This is how the GOP plan to get back the House

X is the button to unite us all

It’s cheaper to just pirate it in the first place

Red Redemption

Glocks before clocks

Plenty of water, yeah I got it

The accoutrements required for examining fossilised tardigrades include healthy fpssehidins, a gigantic tank, and plenty of dihydrogen monoxide.

That’s a good IUD

Not a good start to the 2020/21 season, is it?

Level 1 unlocked for the regions - atonement much?

Make Milk Great Again

A little further to the left will do it

So sayeth the Notorious RBG

It’s all in the sword

Cue picture of Picard facepalm

Moving to Canada is suicide prevention

Karma hits this Gnat supporter

VACCINES 👏 CAUSE 👏 MAGNETISM 👏

Spell your argument properly please

It’s not about the anthem

It’s not a coincidence, boys

Straight Outta Sparta

Brainwashing children the CCP way

Science FTW

Tried scanning a Covid Tracer code with a regular QR code reader and this happened

Cluck-up over expiry dates

Pak’n Save in Dunedin is recalling a specific batch of its Pak’n Save brand Skinless Chicken Breast Fillet (Brinks – Cage Free) as the product has an incorrect best-before date on its label. The Ministry of Primary Industries announced the recall at lunchtime yesterday. The product had been labelled with a best-before date of October 13 instead of September 3. The affected product should not be eaten, MPI said.

It was only sold at Pak’n Save Dunedin and had not been exported. Customers were asked to check the date marking on the label. There had been no reports of associated illness; however, anyone who had consumed any of the chicken and had any health concerns should seek medical advice. Customers should return the product to Pak’n Save Dunedin for a full refund, but as long as it’s in the freezer, it should be OK. An incorrect expiry date doesn’t always mean it’s bad.

The Turtle’s Guide to Leveling the Field

Nobody GoT a perfect ending in Westeros

Further development in the name change saga

OK so you can’t just put brackets in your screen name but you can put down an alternate name and have it displayed at the top alongside the name you use on Facebook.

Oh, and be sure to follow me on Twitter as I’m the only trusted source of vaccine information!

So I tried to change my name on Facebook and this happened

We got one hell of a Sick Phoque for the Club

This month, it’s Kellyanne Conway. Early this month, her daughter Claudia had claimed that her mother recently had her ‘arrested for fake assault charges’ during a live video on her TikTok page, before insisting that she now needs a lawyer. The video is no longer available to view on the 15-year-old’s TikTok page, but one viewer of the reported live stream tweeted details allegedly shared by Claudia in the video – a post the teen later retweeted.

‘Claudia Conway just went live on tiktok and talked about how her mother has physically and emotionally abused her for years and had her arrested for fake assault charges a few weeks ago.......someone get this girl emancipated STAT,’ the post shared by Claudia read.

In the first post, titled ‘Story Time’, Claudia acts out her apparent arrest in a musical parody, with one caption in the clip reading ‘sing the lyrics or we arrest your daughter for something she didn’t do.’ Claudia, impersonating her mother, refuses to sing the lyrics and her daughter is taken away.

The second video shows the teen smiling in bed with subtitles displayed about her head reading: ‘Kellyanne just called me and said I’m putting her life in danger by speaking out and how I’m gonna get arrested again for making “false allegations”.’

A third video appears to show Claudia lying in bed crying. While the song ‘Bulletproof’ plays in the background, text appears on the video that reads, ‘You think you can hurt my feelings? lol my mom is Kellyanne Conway.’

The series of short clips were followed by a post uploaded to Twitter, in which Claudia asked her 175,000 followers, ‘How do I get in touch with pro bono lawyers.’ When quizzed by one respondent about what type of lawyer she needed, Claudia responded, ‘Family [lawyer]’.

I hope that bitch loses her kids and never gets to see them again.