Greenwood gets Reds the points

Glass: the clear choice in prison security

One clue: it was the dog

At least they can be eaten without causing a massive flu pandemic

Thank you for putting up with yet another DOTT meme

What about the sentence at the bottom?

I think that’s what the tins are really for

Now the entire logo is autistic! Hooray for the death jab of death!

Just wear the mask already

Own goal mistake costs the Reds two points

On the topic of history

Several thousand mass lay-offs later

17 syllables about the latest Covid developments

Breaking guitars not enough for airline

Guess who’s back, back again? Lockdown’s back, tell a friend!

An Auckland cafe and pharmacy have been named as the city's first locations of interest as New Zealand heads into lockdown overnight after a positive Covid community case. Auckland and Coromandel will go into level-4 lockdown for seven days – and the rest of the country for three days – following news of a community Covid-19 case in NZ's biggest city. The lockdown will take effect from 11.59pm overnight, Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern said at a press conference on Tuesday evening. Yes, folks. Three days off work. Enjoy it.

This is how you start the season

Who’s the virgin now?

I rickrolled my dad this morning

A shot full of saline helps the vax go away

A rogue anti-vax nurse in Germany is being investigated after allegedly injecting up to 8600 people with a saline solution instead of a Covid-19 vaccine. The Red Cross nurse is suspected of injecting salt solution into people's arms instead of genuine Covid-19 vaccinations at a centre in northern Germany. So what? I would rather receive a dummy shot than any of that Big Pharma shit. It’s a proven scientific fact that vaccines are the root cause of literally every single case of autism in the history of ever, and that’s if the shot doesn’t kill you first. There is no need for people to just raise their right arm in unwavering support for the Big Pharma death cult and call it “just following orders”. Germany has had a very dark history in that particular department, and doesn’t need a round 2. I just hope the saline can keep flowing in the vaccine clinics where it is needed the most.

The song only called for a touch of blue blood

Two words: Laurel Hubbard

Noise is for the women to enjoy

All Russian, no roulette

A savage punishment for a savage attack on the sanctity of marriage

Rodent on the cross

Lining up like a beast

Boners, Arab Style

Science damn this stupid God crap

The biggest surprise really is that the MP3 player still works after all those years

Olympic spirit runs high in this arena

This is how you put a lord in his place

Cooking with rackets?