What a tea-rible thing to say

BoJo could really learn something from Zelensky

No goals for either side

Life was much simpler before 9/11

Usability matters too

Leeds didn’t lead

It’s a shoe thing

Ever tried screaming your head off at them?

How about no

Brighton not that bright

Another tie for the boys in red

Against animal testing for sure

How to unpack adjectives

That’s not how you fix the transmission

Vice City is the best possible marriage one could hope to arrange

Winner winner, 18 chicken dinners in a row

That’s turned to shit pretty fast

In it for the bonus

That’s not an NFT, this is

I think they look better with the eyes

Burnley neither burn nor get burnt

Cool search term bro

All about that 69

You’re a wizard, Harry

And he’s taken back to 2002

Moving the dial

One month down, eleven to go. But before we unwrap the second candy bar on the shelf, let’s finish the first one the way we always do it here at Disseminators of the Memes: the Sick Phoque Club. And we have a big induction this time round: the lottery of misery that is our MIQ system. Pregnant Kiwi journalist Charlotte Bellis says she hopes her situation can "move the dial" on the way New Zealand manages MIQ.

The former Al Jazeera journalist shared her story in the New Zealand Herald over the weekend, detailing her rejection from an MIQ allocation in spite of expecting a child in Afghanistan – a place where unmarried pregnant women can face prison time. Speaking to Jono and Ben on The Hits this morning, Bellis said people cannot understand the difficulty of being locked out by your own country until in the situation themselves. Personally, I hope this moves the dial towards a more logic-based, empathy-based approach for the thousands of Kiwis who are abroad and would love to come back to the homeland.