Bashar nearly bashed out

The head of NATO says he thinks the government of Syrian President Bashar al-Assad is nearing collapse, and has condemned the use by Assad's forces of Scud missiles to attack rebels. "I think the regime in Damascus is approaching collapse," NATO Secretary-General Anders Fogh Rasmussen told reporters after a meeting with Dutch Prime Minister Mark Rutte at NATO headquarters. "I think now it is only a question of time." That's right, two years after a produce vendor set himself on fire in Tunisia, another evil empire is set to go under. But what will not go under anytime soon is Gangnam Style. In a few days, Gangnam Style will reach 1,000,000,000 views on Youtube, and if that number is reached on the 21st, you can be sure the Mayans planned this. But what they didn't plan is Sir Paul McCartney turning grunge rocker this week as he fronted a reunited Nirvana with drummer Dave Grohl and bassist Krist Novoselic during the finale at the epic 12-12-12 Concert for Sandy Relief gig in New York.