Baby's last ride

As I have nothing else to write about tonight, we are going back to announcing the Bellend of the Month on the last day of the month instead of the first of the next month. The Bellend of the Month for May 2015 is Brandon Hoffman, a 20-year-old from Pennsylvania who was mimicking a professional wrestling move when he inadvertently slammed his girlfriend’s toddler to the floor, causing head injuries that killed the boy on the 5th. Hoffman is charged with involuntary manslaughter, endangering the welfare of a child, aggravated assault, and other offenses in the death of 18-month old Bryson Shoemaker. Hoffman was performing a wrestling maneuver that is done by The Undertaker known as “The Last Ride” at his Jersey Shore apartment. Hoffman had intended for the boy to land on the bed. In the move, the wrestler gets the opponent on his shoulders then throws him to the ground. There is no excuse for a 20-year-old grown man to behave in this manner with an 18-month-old child. And besides, professional wrestling is fake, even if the crowds' enthusiasm isn't.