30 November 2015
Seriously just stick to eBay
29 November 2015
A goal apiece for red and fox
28 November 2015
Backwards compatibility for the PS4 at long last
Veteran gamers are rejoicing at the news Sony is working on a way to play PlayStation 2 games on PlayStation 4 consoles. "We are working on utilising PS2 emulation technology to bring PS2 games forward to the current generation. We have nothing further to comment at this point in time," Sony said. An emulator recreates the digital environment in which a program is read, in this case a PlayStation 4 console will render a PS2 game playable on the PS4. The blunt and long-called for announcement from Sony has inspired more questions than answers. How will the emulator go live? Will it be only available on a new released PlayStation 4? Will gamers need to download PlayStation 2 games from the online PlayStation Store, or will they be able to play original disks on their PS4? And will the games be played in HD or in their original quality? Further details about the emulator are sketchy, but the idea of having access to the entire PlayStation 2 back catalogue will make any gamer's eyes water. But what about the PS1 and PS3? Will their games be coming to the PS4 anytime soon? And will this be offered for PS1-4 games on the PlayStation 5 if and when that one is launched?
27 November 2015
There's brown gold in them there stools
A group of researchers just put a price-tag on poo. Extracting biogas from the world's annual human waste output could be worth the equivalent of up to $14.3 billion (US$9.5b) in natural gas, according to a report released by the United Nations University Institute for Water, Environment, and Health. Which means we could all be sitting on gold mines. "We recycle the nutrients in human waste effectively via agriculture in many places, yet the potential energy value of human waste has been given much less attention to date," co-author Chris Metcalfe of Trent University said in a release. "Challenges are many but clearly there is a compelling, multi-dimensional financial case to be made for deriving energy from waste." Such fuel can come in the form of methane-rich biogas, generated by the bacterial breakdown of faeces in an oxygen-free environment. The residue could then be dried and charred into sludge, an energy source akin to coal or charcoal, the authors write. The report authors calculated the low and high assumptions for how much biogas and sludge can be made from the average amount of waste humans produce, and then the monetary value of the fuel sources' energy equivalents. The result: turning people's poo into fuel could be worth between US$1.6 billion to US$9.5 billion. The higher figure equals roughly the fuel needed to power households in Indonesia, Brazil, and Ethiopia. So just do it already and we'll have no need for polluting fossil fuels.
26 November 2015
Gigatown becomes Refugeetown too
Dunedin has been picked as the new settlement location for refugees flocking to New Zealand shores. A Government assessment - carried out by the New Zealand Refugee Resettlement Strategy Senior Officials' Group - chose the South Island city as a new settlement location based on its employment, housing, local community, and support services. An extra settlement location was needed following the Government's decision to allow 750 Syrian refugees in New Zealand before the end of 2018 in response to the ongoing conflict in Syria, Immigration New Zealand general manager Steve McGill said. There are currently five spots in New Zealand where refugees are settled after a six-week reception programme: Auckland, Waikato, Manawatu, Wellington, and Nelson. Dunedin was considered alongside New Plymouth, Hastings and Napier, Invercargill, and Tauranga. "Dunedin has a strong set of services and is a well-connected city where a number of government agencies have a presence," Mr McGill said. Let's just hope the new arrivals can stand bagpipes.
25 November 2015
Climate change - is the obscene profit worth the price?
A mock weather report looking 35 years into the future has painted a stark picture of a wintry New Zealand, ravaged by extreme conditions including both drought and flooding. Just days before world leaders meet in Paris to discuss a global climate change deal, a futuristic fake MetService forecast for August 14, 2050 has appeared on social media. TV meteorologist Chester Lampkin shows that winter temperatures that day ranging from 12C to 20C - up to 3C warmer than normal for a winter's day. It shows showers and thunderstorms across Northland, Auckland, and Hamilton, with 70-90mm daily rainfall causing flooding and closures to an "underwater" Northern Motorway, North-Western Motorway, and Tamaki Drive. Coastal flood warnings are in effect for Auckland's coastline. Most of Canterbury, meanwhile, is parched and under a fire risk. The simulated footage showed the Hurunui District in North Canterbury to be at high fire risk. At tourist hot-spot of Hanmer Springs "300-500 firefighters" are fighting a massive wildfire. "Just a year ago, we were talking about extreme rains for this part of New Zealand, and now we're talking about drought and fire. We keep going back and forth in the extremes of the weather," said the meteorologist in the 4.55 minute clip posted on the World Meteorological Organisation (WMO) YouTube channel. The video ends with a message from UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-Moon and WMO Secretary-General Michel Jarraud who say climate change will "increasingly affect our day-to-day weather". "But we don't have to wait until 2050 to witness its impact," he says. "Already today, many parts of the world are experiencing more intense rainfall, floods, storms, heatwaves, droughts ... we have to minimise these negative impacts and the best way to do that is to rapidly and significantly reduce our emissions of carbon dioxide and other greenhouse gases." There are many ways to help - swap out the gas-guzzler for a hybrid, plant a few trees to help turn some of that excess CO2 into oxygen, stop spraying that awful "shower in a can", recycle, basically anything that will repair that hole in the ozone layer.
24 November 2015
23 November 2015
Where every cellphone gets a bargain
The Warehouse has launched it's very first prepay mobile phone plan in stores across New Zealand today. Warehouse Mobile, which has been established as a virtual network operator and partnered with 2degress for technical support, promises customers the lowest standard of prepay rates, flexible plans, and a cheaper prepay option. The plan offers a minimum top up of $10 every 31 days, 250 minutes of calling time, 6c per MB of data usage, 4c per minute talk time to any network, and 2c texts. Warehouse Mobile's number range is 0284 and other numbers can be ported from different providers. I'm staying with Skinny until Warehouse Mobile can beat Skinny's $46 combo - that gets you 2.5 GB rollover data per month, and unlimited calls and texts to anyone in New Zealand or Australia.
22 November 2015
What the Watford?
21 November 2015
Brace yourselves, New Zealand - 2012 is coming
Central and local Government must start planning now for a potentially catastrophic sea level rise, opposition parties say. They're reacting to a report by Parliamentary Commissioner for the Environment Jan Wright which warns thousands of homes may have to be abandoned and infrastructure worth billions could be lost. The report says it's uncertain how much sea levels will rise, and how quickly, but it's happening. "We're talking about people's homes, which are also their financial security," said Labour's climate change spokeswoman Megan Woods. "The fact is that over 9000 New Zealand homes lie less than 50 centimetres above the spring high tide line." The report says the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate change has projected that the sea level around New Zealand will rise about 30cm in the next 50 years, and continue to rise for centuries after that. Seriously, guys, cut your emissions.
20 November 2015
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17 November 2015
THE BIG REVIEW: Stealing exam papers
16 November 2015
15 November 2015
Clarkson to be shifted down a gear in court
Jeremy Clarkson is being sued for racial discrimination by the man he punched. Clarkson was sacked by the BBC earlier this year after getting into an argument over food with Top Gear producer Oisin Tymon. During the incident - which saw Clarkson rant at Tymon for 20 minutes - Clarkson punched his producer and called him "lazy" and "Irish". Now Tymon is suing Clarkson and the BBC for racial discrimination over the incident, and I can safely say that it bloody well serves him right. He shouldn't have done that.
14 November 2015
#jesuisparis
13 November 2015
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11 November 2015
The best BJ to hit Middle Earth
And no, I don't mean blowjob. American ice cream chain Ben & Jerry's is coming to New Zealand, it has been announced. Kiwis will be able to taste the iconic ice cream in December, when the company opens its first New Zealand store in central Auckland. There will be 18 classic Ben & Jerry's flavours available, including Strawberry Cheesecake, Choc Chip Cookie Dough, Chunky Monkey (banana ice cream with fudge chunks and walnuts), and Phish Food (chocolate ice cream with gooey marshmallow swirls, caramel swirls, and fudge fish). I'll be up there to see what all the fuss is about once I've paid off just under NZ$10,000 worth of debt and saved up enough money for what will be my fifth time in Auckland.
10 November 2015
THE BIG REVIEW: Dads on Facebook
9 November 2015
8 November 2015
Two goals equals a welcome three points
7 November 2015
What got bigger must now get smaller
6 November 2015
Nakedbus exposed for the scrooges they are
5 November 2015
Gang promises to be orderly and well behaved
4 November 2015
3 November 2015
THE BIG REVIEW: 5 million
2 November 2015
1 November 2015
Another scoreless draw, another two points gone begging
Manchester United were held to a third successive goalless stalemate, on a frustrating afternoon against Crystal Palace at Selhurst Park. Seriously, a trained chimp would be a much better fit for the team right now than Loser van Gaal.