The Bellend of the Month for January 2016 is Mark Walewski, a British dentist who splashed out on sports cars while conning the NHS (National Health Service) out of hundreds of thousands of pounds. 68-year-old Walewski, who pocketed almost £223,000 with a ‘systematic fraud’ at his surgery in Surrey over six years that may have involved more than 6,000 patients, pleaded guilty this month to carrying out a scheme known as ‘double claiming’, whereby he charged private patients for treatment and then billed the NHS for the same work. The dental surgeon, who had a NHS contract worth almost £350,000 a year, enjoyed a lavish lifestyle, living in a £2million six-bedroom country home with its own lake in the affluent village of Churt, near Farnham, Surrey. An investigation led by NHS Protect, which safeguards the NHS against fraud, uncovered the extent of fraud after questioning Walewski’s patients. It found the dentist had been ‘systematically defrauding the NHS’ between 2006 and 2012. The investigation also uncovered evidence that as well as double claiming the dentist may have been ‘up-coding’, whereby he submitted claims for a higher value treatment. His fraud may have also included ‘splitting’, which involves making several claims for a patient’s treatment which should have been submitted just once. Walewski was initially charged with 21 counts of fraud, but this was reduced to four in a plea bargain at Guildford Crown Court yesterday. Judge Stephen Climie warned the smartly dressed defendant his crimes could carry a custodial sentence. He said: ‘This is an offence of enough seriousness to warrant a prison term.’ I hope he gets such a sentence when he re-appears at the same court next month. Right now, he is on conditional bail.
31 January 2016
30 January 2016
Baby cut his teeth on wedding rings in an X-Ray
You never know where that misplaced thing will end up. A Seattle-area woman learned that the hard way after she noticed her wedding ring was missing on Thursday. But who was the culprit? Their 14-month-old baby. Imaging done by doctors at a hospital revealed a platinum wedding band lodged inside the baby's gut, according to Reddit user, iamclarkgriswold, who posted the story on the social media site. After being under observation for eight hours, the tiny tot was discharged and the parents were instructed to wait for nature to take its course. That means poop, people. "We were allowed to go home. If it doesn't pass naturally in two weeks, they will go get it," iamclarkgriswold wrote, explaining that doctors would have to perform surgery or use other medical methods to extract the ring if it didn't come out naturally. After leaving the hospital the family was officially under "passing" watch. This means everyone - husband, wife, the couple's other two kids - was monitoring the toddler. As the great baby-watch unfolded, Reddit users were abuzz with excitement. The couple dissected each diaper like a grade-school science project in hopes of finding the ring, and after much anticipation and bemoaning, the couple fished out the wedding band and posted a not-suitable-for-work photo of it as proof. But I wouldn't wear it knowing where it had been.
29 January 2016
28 January 2016
Boxing Kangaroo? Why not Bombing Kangaroo?
Australian prosecutors allege a teenage suspect discussed with a British accomplice ways to pack a kangaroo with explosives before setting it loose on police officers. Sevdet Ramadan Besim has been ordered in the Melbourne Magistrates Court to stand trial on charges of planning an ISIS-inspired terrorist attack at a Veterans' Day ceremony that included targeting police officers. The 19-year-old pleaded not guilty to four charges relating to a plot to attack commemorative services in Melbourne or the neighboring city of Dandenong to mark ANZAC Day, the annual April 25 commemoration of the 1915 Gallipoli landings in Turkey. The campaign was the first major military action fought by the Australian and New Zealand Army Corps during World War I. Besim faces a potential life sentence in prison, and he deserves it because quite frankly, we have had enough of this crap. Terrorism has no place in our society.
27 January 2016
26 January 2016
THE BIG REVIEW: Phone crashes
A URL, which is said to be an iPhone crusher, has recently made its way to social media where most people are posting warning messages about it while some others are using link shorteners to trick their friends into opening it. The warning messages are asking iPhone users not to visit crashsafari.com on an iPhone because it will crash the browser or even the device itself. “We tried this and can confirm that the website will indeed crash an iPhone 6S and an iPhone running iOS version 9.2.1 and a regular iPhone 6 running iOS 9.2,” The Huffington Post reported. Further, smartphone users have been warned that if they are using a recent iPhone or one running the latest version of iOS they are probably at risk. But what actually happens when you tap the URL, I hear you ask? Here's what: it will load for a moment and then crash Safari or force a reboot of your iPhone, sending you back to the home screen with everything else intact. Depending on your settings, you might lose some tabs, but it won’t do anything to damage your device otherwise, the newspaper claims. However, 9TO5 Mac, a technology website, claims that although the crashsafari.com is annoying but will not compromise the user’s personal information. It explains that the site relies on JavaScript to create a loop with the History API which means it will not compromise your personal information, adding the glitch works on desktop version of Safari, though not many people use that. Seriously, guys, don't open it.
25 January 2016
24 January 2016
Header takes the points
A late Charlie Austin header sent Manchester United tumbling to a first defeat in five games as Southampton snatched all three points at Old Trafford. Debutant Austin, a second-half substitute for Sadio Mane, nodded home from another Saints' substitute, James Ward-Prowse's, 87th minute free-kick to snatch the three points for Ronald Koeman's men. United boss Louis van Gaal made one change to the side that beat Liverpool at Anfield with Cameron Borthwick-Jackson replacing the injured Ashley Young who requires surgery on his injured groin. Adnan Januzaj made the substitutes' bench after scoring twice for the Under-21s against the Saints' second string in midweek. David de Gea made his 150th Premier League appearance for the Reds. But a loss is still a loss. The Reds are better than this.
23 January 2016
22 January 2016
Bus lounge cause to loiter
As if the TPPA wasn't already a huge skidmark on the underpants of New Zealand society, large groups of teenagers are intimidating people, causing fights, and hurting businesses near Christchurch's new Riccarton Rd bus lounge. The city council has beefed up security at the depot, but shop owners say this has only moved the problem into the street. One Division St business owner fears getting his sign from the street. Another says he has "zero revenue" after 3pm, when the teens – gathering in groups of 30 to 60 – arrive. Police and a city councillor acknowledge the problem has arisen since the bus lounge opened on December 14. CopyPrint owner Selwyn Bradley said up to 60 teenagers could loiter in Division St during the afternoon. The new bus lounge facilities attracted them to the area, he said. Since the council employed security guards for the building, they had spilled on to the street. He and other business owners said they warned the council of such problems at various meeting, but their pleas were ignored. "It's a major detraction for customers now to come into the street in the afternoon. Everyone's talking about intimidation, even I'm intimidated to walk down the end of the street to get my sign. As I walk past the shop, the smell of dope [marijuana] would almost knock you over." There is a way to get those unruly yobs off your back: the Mosquito. Just push a button and it will emit a high-frequency sound that only they can hear. Or you could just get a gun and start firing shots. Classical music has also been known to work.
21 January 2016
20 January 2016
Booze without consequences
Scientists in North Korea claim to have invented a hangover-free alcohol, the Pyongyang Times reports. According to the newspaper, despite having 30%-40% alcohol, this new creation will "spare you wincing when you wake". The drink derives from a natural herb - Kaesong Koryo insam, which is thought to have medicinal properties. According to reports, the drink is made from "a type of indigenous ginseng called insam and glutinous rice, and cultivated by an organic farming method". The Pyongyang Times, reports the liquor is made of six-year-old Kaesong Koryo insam, and instead of adding sugar, it is replaced with scorched rice. Finally something good from North Korea.
19 January 2016
THE BIG REVIEW: The wrong people dying
Over the last week, David Bowie, Alan Rickman, and Dan Haggerty have checked into the great hotel in the sky. And now, another has joined them: Glenn Frey, a founding member of The Eagles whose solo career included songs connected to "Miami Vice" and "Beverly Hills Cop," has died at the age of 67. Frey, a guitarist and singer from Detroit, moved to California as a young aspiring rock musician, and fell in with a group of songwriters, including Jackson Browne and Don Henley, the latter of whom became his main partner in the Eagles. During the Eagles' long, successful run through the 1970s and early 1980s, Frey wrote or co-wrote some of the Eagles biggest hits, including "Take it Easy," "The Best of My Love," "Desperado," and "Hotel California." After launching a solo career in 1982, Frey made a cameo appearance in an early episode in the popular 1980s police drama "Miami Vice" and penned a song associated with the show, "Smuggler's Blues." Another of his solo hits, "The Heat Is On," was featured in the 1984 comedy "Beverly Hills Cop." He died from complications from rheumatoid arthritis, acute ulcerative colitis, and pneumonia, the Eagles announced on Facebook. "Words can neither describe our sorrow, nor our love and respect for all that he has given to us, his family, the music community, and millions of fans worldwide," the band said in a statement. So why oh why can't Bieber be next?
18 January 2016
Rooney FTW
17 January 2016
And Grizzly makes three
16 January 2016
15 January 2016
14 January 2016
United and United each score 3
13 January 2016
12 January 2016
THE BIG REVIEW: Too much blue
11 January 2016
Ground Control to Major Tom's grave
10 January 2016
9 January 2016
8 January 2016
7 January 2016
6 January 2016
The hardest just got harder
A smart phone led explosion in personal data is driving hard disk drive capacities up and cost per gigabyte down. Western Digital's new 6TB WD Black hard disk drive comes with an integrated dual processor, working like a computer within the main personal computer to speed the data writing and reading process up by as much as 29 per cent. While aimed at the gamer, or professionals in need of high performance hard disk drives for inside their personal computers, the WD Black 6TB has a SATA 6 gigabits per second interface, this drive is also perfect for computers being used to store growing home media file libraries. It's ideal for storing the hundreds of smartphone photographs snapped over Christmas and the videos of sleeping grandparents. On these 6TB babies there's room for up to 1,200,000 digital photos, 1,500,000 songs in the lossy MP3 format or 150,000 uncompressed songs, up to 456 hours of Digital Video, up to 2,280 hours of DVD quality video, or up to 720 hours of HD video. With that sort of storage there's plenty of space to rip all your CDs and put them away, and download all your music and films, and still have plenty of room for the future. This is seriously the hard drive of the future. We're talking six terabytes here - LOTS of space.
5 January 2016
Guess who's back, back again? Crash is back, tell a friend!
4 January 2016
Diary comes out of hiding
Anne Frank's diary, written when the Jewish teenager was in hiding from the Nazis with her family, was made freely available online on Friday despite threats of legal action over copyright. A French MP and a university lecturer have published the original Dutch version of The Diary of a Young Girl on their websites 70 years after she died in the Bergen-Belsen concentration camp, aged 15. They argue that the work should now be free because under European law, copyright on written works expires 70 years after the author's death. However, the Anne Frank Fund argues that it still owns the publication rights. The Swiss-based charity was founded by Frank's father, Otto, and it claims that he made such significant changes to the manuscript that he "earnt his own copyright". Otto, who was the only member of the family to survive the Holocaust, died in 1980. Yves Kugelmann, a member of the fund's board of trustees, said the words were Anne's, but after the war Otto Frank "merged, or compiled, the two versions of the diary that Anne Frank left, that were both incomplete and that partly overlapped, into one reader-friendly version. For the purposes of copyright, he is to be viewed as an 'author' of that version." The charity also maintains that the definitive version is one published in 1986 by the Dutch State Institute for War Documentation and therefore still remains under copyright. "Under Dutch copyright law, a work first published posthumously before 1995 remains protected for 50 years after the initial publication," the fund said in a statement on its website. It claims that a decision by a Dutch court last month confirmed that the book would remain covered by copyright. Bollocks to that. The words in the diary were Anne's words. Therefore, the copyright expired 70 years after HER death. We should not have to sieg heil (no pun intended) to the will of some stupid jerks who claim otherwise. Jokers like Kugelmann would fit better in ISIS.
3 January 2016
Reds can has victory
Wayne Rooney scored a second-half winner as Manchester United got 2016 off to the perfect start by defeating Swansea at Old Trafford. The Reds' winless run had looked in danger of being extended to nine games after Gylfi Sigurdsson cancelled out Anthony Martial’s opener. But with just over 10 minutes remaining, Rooney flicked home Martial’s cross to net his 238th goal for United, moving him above Denis Law into second place in the club’s all-time highest scorers list. Though there was only one change to the side that drew with Chelsea on – Phil Jones replacing Matteo Darmian – the Reds began the new year in a different system, with Jones joining Chris Smalling and Daley Blind in a three-man defence flanked by wing-backs Young and Martial. This is what we want to see from Louis van Gaal and his men. And if we kept seeing performance like that, the Reds will be able to get the silverware. And maybe LVG can do what Moyes couldn't and prove himself as manager.