It's all in the sauce

Instead of our usual thing, today I have for you a little cautionary tale about the importance of following instructions. Right now, I am in the process of giving a local Pizza Hut the scare of a lifetime. Why? Because they put BBQ sauce on my pizza after I asked them to leave it off. Even though I do like BBQ sauce, I think their Meatlovers pizza just looks and tastes better without it. So what I did was make them think that I had had an allergic reaction to something in the BBQ sauce and had to go to hospital. So just be careful and follow the customer's instructions otherwise you risk putting them in the hospital for real.