Elaine's got the killer titties

Seinfeld and Veep star Julia Louis-Dreyfus has revealed she has been diagnosed with breast cancer. The Emmy-winning actress posted the news about her illness on social media, writing on Twitter: "1 in 8 women get breast cancer. Today, I'm the one." She continued by taking aim at President Donald Trump's plans to change the US healthcare system. "The good news is that I have the most glorious group of supportive and caring family and friends, and fantastic insurance through my union. The bad news is that not all women are so lucky, so let's fight all cancers and make universal health care a reality." According to HBO, Louis-Dreyfus was diagnosed a day after winning her sixth Best Actress Emmy for her role in Veep on September 17. After making the news public, actress Christina Applegate, who had a double mastectomy almost 10 years ago after she was diagnosed with breast cancer, sent Louis-Dreyfus a message on social media saying: "Mama, find me. Let's talk if you want". How about finding Cartman and getting him to put out an APB on those killer titties? Because seriously, cancer needs to be put in its place for it is pure evil. It is a fat little lump that needs to be destroyed. When there is a cancer, you have to fight it. You can't reason with cancer, you can't wish it away. Cancer doesn't play by the rules, so neither can you. And you can't listen to what anybody else tells you. You have to be willing to give up everything, because the cancer will take everything. When you have cancer you fight, because it doesn't matter if you beat it or not - you refuse to let that fat little lump make you feel powerless!