Donald Trump was elected to the office of President of the United States in November 2016 on the promise that he would "Make America Great Again". Unfortunately he has not been doing any of that with his ideas so far. I'm just going to leave a few of mine in the hope that he will one day visit this blog and be inspired policy-wise:
*Give educators the power to force students to stand for and recite the Pledge of Allegiance at gunpoint.
*Implement a special set of "Negro offences" that only black people can be charged with. These offences will of course carry higher penalties. An example: instead of theft, a black person who steals something will be charged with the more serious offence of stealing while black.
*Require the use of offensive slurs in the official arena, such as "sodomite" or "faggot" in the place of LGBT, and "spade" or "porch monkey" instead of Black or African-American.
*Roll back all minimum wages to $1 per hour, and even then, only white men are entitled to such an outrageous sum of money.
*Legally declare Trump as the Second Coming of Our Lord and Saviour.
*Install a system of censorship on the Internet similar to China's Golden Shield.
*Look to North Korean "elections" for ways of dealing with Democrat voters.
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