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We’re going into lockdown in a few hours
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The Gambler is no more
Country music legend Kenny Rogers has died. "The Rogers family is sad to announce that Kenny Rogers passed away last night at 10:25pm at the age of 81," his family said in a statement on Saturday. "Rogers passed away peacefully at home from natural causes under the care of hospice and surrounded by his family." The family said it was planning a small private service "out of concern for the national COVID-19 emergency". Rest In Peace, Kenny. Your music really is an ace that I can keep in these uncertain times.
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And so the Yogis continue
Fourth and final one goes to all those countries whose leaders are smarter than the average by doing something about the coronavirus (hint: not the Donald).
12 March 2020
11 March 2020
Disseminators of the Ten
We’re almost at the 10-year mark, and we will be kicking off the 2020 Yogis right with the first one going to Pamela Anderson, who was smarter than the average celebrity when she stormed out of a gala last April after €100,000 earmarked for poor French children went to fire-ravaged Notre Dame cathedral instead. The “Baywatch” star said she was at an Olympique Marseille fundraiser to support poverty-stricken children when organizers auctioned off a big ticket item to benefit the Gothic cathedral. “Surely the children suffering in Marseille could have used the 100,000 € more than the church that has already received over a billion in donations by billionaires,” the actress fumed on Twitter. “I hope they will reconsider and give where it is needed,” Anderson continued. “To the community here in Marseille where it was intended. And would go much further in making lives better.” I agree with her. The event was intended to raise money for a particular charity that addresses an ongoing need. Then they sold off a large item for a cause that raised over a billion in a single day. Even assuming they don’t have enough, it’ll probably take years before the funds run out. If you’re raising money for a particular charity, you need to raise the money for that single charity. That one item represented almost 20% of the money raised that night, and went to a cause that has hardly struggled to raise funds, and that won’t really suffer if those funds aren’t enough. Notre Dame will get rebuilt eventually, but hungry kids need food now. Exactly every cent (unfortunately for the organisers, that includes euro cents) has to be donated to the advertised cause(s), or it’s fraud. And quite frankly, I don’t give a shit about Notre Dame. It is a cathedral, it has history and art and all that bla bla bla, but guess what - even with all the rebuilding and reparations, the art and the architecture being restored are not the same as the ones that were made hundreds of years ago. They are replicas, not the originals. The originals were lost to the fire. Notre Dame is a thing of the past, and it is the inevitability of the past to wither away into nothingness. But children are the future. They are the ones who will inherit our world. Raise them right, and they may create something tomorrow worth a hundred dusty cathedrals.
Second Yogi for 2020 goes to @gutinepaul, who was smarter than the average Twitter user. He is the first person from the Marshall Islands to receive a Yogi, and he bloody well deserves it. His tweet last week about people associating Asians with coronavirus screams voice of reason. Stupidity is the real pandemic, along with the media over-sensationalism.
10 March 2020
Gettin' close to the big 10
*In early 2012, the movie Journey 2: The Mysterious Island was released. In the scene where stepfather and stepson Hank and Sean (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Josh Hutcherson respectively) arrive in Palau, Sean doesn't know how to talk to the locals but Hank reassures him that "the official language in Palau is English". While English is an official language as a result of 50 years of administration in some form by the United States (indeed, including second-language speakers, more people speak English than Palauan in Palau), it is not the only one. The official languages of Palau are Palauan and English, except in two states (Sonsorol and Hatohobei) where the local languages, Sonsorolese and Tobian, respectively, along with Palauan, are official. Japanese is spoken by some older Palauans and is an official language in the State of Angaur. So what's my point? Here's my point: it would have been nice to have some lines spoken in the Palauan language.
*Another movie-related one: Guns Akimbo. While I liked the film, March probably wasn't the wisest time of year to release it in New Zealand. Any film with that level of violence, and gun violence in particular, should not be released in New Zealand too close to the anniversary of the Christchurch mosque shootings, or at the very least not be screened on the 15th out of respect for the people of Christchurch.
*The dank memes on this blog. There's just too much of them and not enough posts like this.
*Justin Bieber is unfortunately still a thing.
*Pro-vax nutjobs who won't listen to the facts: VACCINES. CAUSE. AUTISM.
*Those of you who voted for Biden in the primaries. Seriously, guys, what does Joe have that Bernie doesn't?
*Those Jafas who got banned from the Rialto cinema in Dunedin last April for flashing some dinero while joking that "ISIS pays well". It wouldn't if they got kidnapped and beheaded.
*The All Blacks losing the Rugby World Cup.
*Donald Trump, most definitely. His presidency has just been one big circus.
*In 2011, police on the Isle of Wight arrested a Simon Ledger on suspicion of racism for singing the classic chart hit Kung Fu Fighting. The song was said to have offended two Chinese people as they walked past the bar where he was singing. It’s a classic song. Just leave poor Simon be.