And so the Yogis continue

Third one going to Hell Pizza, who are smarter than the average pizza shop every Friday the 13th by reducing the price of their usually expensive pizzas to $13 if you use the Candyman code online or if you say it three times while ordering at the store or over the phone. They’re busier than usual as a result. Next one’s not until November, but here’s a tip for then: just don’t look in the mirror while ordering.

Fourth and final one goes to all those countries whose leaders are smarter than the average by doing something about the coronavirus (hint: not the Donald).