Going into 2022, we still have to do the monthly

And that of course is another addition to the Sick Phoque Club - December 2021’s is DJ Dimension (real name Robert Etheridge). He came to New Zealand to do a gig for New Year’s Eve but couldn’t because he tested positive for the Omicron variant during the self-isolation part of his 10-day quarantine (7 in a hotel and 3 at home). That is not in itself Sick Phoque material but the bellend left his address before getting his positive test back and went to several venues including a nightclub. To quote another musician with the surname Etheridge, somebody bring us some water.