Who could this month’s induction into the Sick Phoque Club be?

I don’t know which way to go on this one. Could it be Will for lashing out at Chris, or could it be Chris for telling those stupid jokes about Will’s wife? And what if that was a woman being slapped, or a white person doing the slapping? I’d say they’re both at fault, or in r/AmItheAsshole-speak, ESH. The Oscars haven’t been as interesting as they could be as of late, especially with Covid messing up the theatrical release schedule and therefore the individual films’ chances of being eligible for awards, so of course the two would engineer a stunt like that just five years after the La La Land/Moonlight slip-up of 2017.

Such was the bounds of gender just 20 years ago

Leto has done it

Wow the fat is really in the fire now

Women’s sport be like

School zone, mother f***er

That trolley can help by moving out of the cycle lane

It’s the brown guy in the heavy metal T-shirt

Stupid game can’t spell Kyiv properly

Zoom on Sulley’s nose

The capitalist struggle is real

Fake bump blown

Fritalian don’t fly at this cafe

Participation medals should be left at home

Hat trick brings the Spurs to victory

12 TODAY!

But we still have a second Yogi to give out. It’s to all of you lot, who have been smarter than the average Web users.

Third and final Yogi for 2022 goes to

The Christchurch comedy scene. They have been smarter, and more accepting of trans talent, than the average comedy scene over the time that I have followed and later performed in it. I have taken a month off performing to work on a new set list, and if you’re in Christchurch, please come down to Good Times at 224 St Asaph Street on Wednesday night to hear it.

12 years on and another round of Yogis

First goes to anybody who has been smarter than the average shop and removed any Russian products from their shop for the time being. This is some Russian beer that I saw at the supermarket this week.

That’s a light way of putting it

I’m backing the slippery boi

That’s adulthood for you

If you know, you know

Of course they didn’t - that was spent on Putin

Trump’s first ever good idea

Not stonks

City brings the pain in derby

Here’s something I think you lot would be interested in

Click here for more.

Absolut and Finlandia are good non-Russian brands too

What part of “no kissing” did 19th-century men not understand?

For that is the will of Jod

Only one viable candidate for this month’s Sick Phoque Club.

And it’s Putin.