Who could this month’s induction into the Sick Phoque Club be?

I don’t know which way to go on this one. Could it be Will for lashing out at Chris, or could it be Chris for telling those stupid jokes about Will’s wife? And what if that was a woman being slapped, or a white person doing the slapping? I’d say they’re both at fault, or in r/AmItheAsshole-speak, ESH. The Oscars haven’t been as interesting as they could be as of late, especially with Covid messing up the theatrical release schedule and therefore the individual films’ chances of being eligible for awards, so of course the two would engineer a stunt like that just five years after the La La Land/Moonlight slip-up of 2017.