Let's finish the month off with bellend, book, and candle

We don't have a book or a candle, but we do have a Bellend of the Month for March 2011: Gregory Meads. The horse trainer from the New Zealand town of Matamata shot his wife in the neck at close range, killing her instantly. Today his stepdaughter Kimberly White looked him in the eye and told him exactly what she thought of him: "You took my mum away from me and for that I will never forgive you," she said in court. "I hope you rot in hell." I also hope that bellend rots in hell, but for now, he'll rot in the slammer for at least the next 11 years.