But ye cannae change the laws of physics!

An international team of scientists said on Thursday they had recorded sub-atomic particles travelling faster than light -- a finding that could overturn one of Einstein's long-accepted fundamental laws of the universe. Measurements taken by the team over three years showed that neutrinos pumped from CERN near Geneva to Gran Sasso in Italy had arrived 60 nanoseconds quicker than light would have done. This is just not possible (unless the neutrinos were on steroids or had help from Chuck Norris) because going faster than light is just science fiction. The speed of light is a cosmic constant and nothing in the universe can travel faster. Either the scientists are wrong or Einstein is.