Oops, she's doing it again

Forget about the holidays, Britney Spears is engaged! December can now officially be designated not only Spears and new fiance Jason Trawick's birthday month, but also their engagement. But I know where this next marriage is headed: divorce. Her marriages to Justin Timberlake (whose performance in In Time was so good I saw it again) and Kevin Federline both turned sour, and so will this one. Britney is just a glutton for punishment. This sort of rubbish is why I'm never getting married.