Fryer fries his vessel

Authorities are trying to figure out the best way to remove a sailboat that was lodged in the sand in Laguna Beach after a sailor who was allegedly intoxicated had run it aground. The sailor, a 47-year-old Stephen Michael Fryer of San Diego, ran the 28-foot vessel aground around 4pm on Sunday. Police and lifeguards found the owner inside the boat after it washed up on the beach, but Fryer had to be removed by authorities as he was unable to comply with lifeguards’ directions. This has got to be the most irresponsible thing one can do on a boat. He shouldn't have been drinking while sailing because if you drink and sail, then you're not really much of a sailor. And speaking of sea-men, Cummings Sporting Goods will close its doors next month after 37 years of faithful service to the people of Cullman, Alabama. Owner Steve Cummings cited the sluggish economy, increased competition, and changes in the baseball and softball bat industry as the main reasons for the decision. The store will officially shut down at some point in mid-to-late February.