Twerks a million

The Bellend of the Month for October 2013 is Valerie Dixon. The 27-year-old from Florida was accused of “dancing in a vulgar manner” in front of children, but instead of being asked to host Saturday Night Live, she was arrested. A Lake County deputy spotted Dixon bent over at the waist and screaming profanities at a school bus full of children. The Orlando Sentinel reported that the children on the school bus were watching as Dixon twerked and allegedly grasped her genital area before the officer stepped in to stop the show. Dixon, who had no previous criminal charges, was charged with disorderly conduct and booked into the Lake County Jail. It serves her right. You need to think of the children before you start dancing like Miley Cyrus. If Dixon had picked a less vulgar dance, for example Gangnam Style, she wouldn't be facing charges of disorderly conduct.