Moyes's new club not safe from relegation

Around this time each year, we usually present three Yogi Awards for those deemed smarter than the average whatever over the past 12 months. But because tomorrow is our fifth anniversary, we will do it differently this year - present two Yogis today and two more on Friday. The first of today's Yogis will be going to the organisers of Leonard Nimoy's funeral. They were smarter than the average event planners as they had apparently kept the venue from the Westboro Baptist Church, who wanted to picket it for some reason. I don't know if that was deliberate, but if it was, thank you for letting Nimoy's friends and family grieve in peace. We do not need those bellends making the grieving process harder than it needs to be. Second is for the ownership of Manchester United, who back in April, were smarter than the average team owners when they decided that Moyes wasn't delivering and threw the hook on him. Whoever you are, thank you. LVG might not be at the top of the table right now, but he is still a better manager (Reds are in the top four now), and isn't firing blanks like Moyes continues to do at Real Sociedad, who are currently 11th place in La Liga and despite beating Espanyol 1-0 over the weekend, remain just six points clear of the bottom three.