Last Yogi for 2019, so let’s get it over

It’s a big one and it’s going to the anti-vax crowd. They are all smarter than the average human for they know the truth about vaccines: VACCINES CAUSE AUTISM. It’s a proven scientific fact and I know that shit because I, like many others, am what’s known as “woke AF”. If you don’t know what that means, then you most definitely ain’t woke, let alone woke AF. You are a human being, not a pincushion for Big Pharma. Wake up, you dumb sheep!

Next order of business: the game that Manchester United played against Arsenal over the weekend. They lost 2-0. The goals were scored by two people with unpronounceable names, namely Xhaka and Aubameyang. LOSING ISN’T FOOTBALL. MAN UNITED WERE AT THE TOP OF THEIR GAME IN THE FERGIE ERA. THEY WON 13 PREMIER LEAGUE TITLES OUT OF 21 IN THOSE DAYS. WE NEED FERGIE BACK. HE REALLY KNEW HOW TO RUN THE TEAM.