Account not always necessary

Should have sold them in the clinic

CCP are all a bunch of dicks

And that’s not all - there’s even a trans athlete competing as a woman

Stretch that cheese

Obesity isn’t rock bottom

That’s just how the job market works

Piss-key - better than NileRed’s Corona Shine

Or if you’d rather use your excess TP, here’s how to do it: https://youtu.be/v-mWK_kcZMs.

It takes a clam

Peanuts: Racing together since long before anyone even heard of #RaceTogether

But Taiwan is a country

Just remember these magic words: SHOT NOT

Nobody expects the SEVEN+ BILLION VIEWS

Cleaning clocks the post-Covid way

No coke, water!

The closer to the entrance, the better

Memes die, Rickroll is forever

“Fact”checking like a boss

Blow minds, not planes

It’s all in the lead

Crypto’s got wood

On Soviet YouTube, video watch you!

Hungary for a good old protest

Budapest has renamed streets around the planned site of a leading Chinese university campus to protest an “unwanted” project forced on it by the government of the prime minister, Viktor Orbán. Four street signs at the site now bear the names Free Hong Kong Road, Uyghur Martyrs’ Road, Dalai Lama Road, and Bishop Xie Shiguang Road, the last referring to a persecuted Chinese Catholic priest. “We still hope the project won’t happen but if it does then it will have to put up with these names,” the city’s mayor, Gergely Karacsony, told a joint press conference with the district mayor, Krisztina Baranyi. Currently derelict, the area is to house Fudan university’s first European campus in a 500,000 sq metre (5m sq ft) complex by 2024, according to a deal signed between Hungary and the Shanghai-based university’s president. This is the sort of change we also need around Chinese embassies the world over. But the city government best be warned the university’s location could change in response, hopefully not without a further change in street names at the new location.

There must be 50 ways to wake your owner

Moist 🍆 on my window? Yes please!

A double glazing company’s play on dislike of the word “moist” has raised eyebrows, with te reo Māori speakers pointing out it doesn’t translate well. An advertisement in Dual Glaze’s latest campaign includes an image of the word “moist” written in condensation on a window. The word has been struck out, illustrating widespread objection to its use, and is followed by “ure on your windows?” in bold text. While “moist” makes many people squirm, speakers of te reo Māori pointed out another issue – “ure” translates to “penis”, which doesn’t get moist upon arousal. It gets hard. It’s the female organs that get moist. But enough about the semantics because there has never been a better case for te reo Māori to be taught in schools. It’s part of who we are as New Zealanders - I literally said that in this news story from 2018 (audio predominately in Maori): https://youtu.be/Zr6deZFzAzA.

Bike double standard

Spanish stamp stuff-up

The Punch of Destiny

And said destiny is an induction into the Sick Phoque Club. This month, it’s Cedric Moore, who sucker-punched a 12-year-old boy on a Cape Girardeau street corner last summer. He has been sentenced to seven years in prison for the assault, which was caught on video in July 2020 and caused an outrage. It showed the victim and two pals listening to music when an SUV pulls up near them. Moore can be seen exiting the vehicle, sneaking up behind a boy who’s practicing dance moves, and decking him with a vicious right hook. There’s a reason attacks like that are also known as coward punches. They’re the coward’s way out and they should be treated as attempted murder because the point of the coward punch is to cause as much damage as possible in one go.