Tattoo prank goes to court

Last week, a bellend named Matthew Brady who gave his friend Chester Ives a tattoo of a penis instead of a yinyang symbol appeared in court. One of the charges against Brady has been upgraded from assault to grievous bodily harm, and rightly so because the tattoo will have to be removed by means of six moderately painful treatments spaced out over 24 to 36 weeks (around 5½ to 8 months) at about $120 Australian per session. The trial will continue in roughly seven weeks.