Another month, another bellend.

This month, it’s Peter Yeats. Early this month, the former sergeant with Sussex Police in England was found guilty of misappropriating £3500 in lost and found money back in July. How this worked was that he used a police computer to read about the find on an incident database and rang his own force three times using the name "Kirk Rose", and told officers he was from Cornwall and his wife had lost around £3000 in the area the previous day. Police did the right thing (considering that that is not the sort of behaviour we want on a police force anywhere, and police officers are supposed to uphold the laws) by launching an investigation into the veracity of these claims as they felt the condition of the money was so poor that it been left in the open for much longer, and the calls were traced to his police-issued mobile, blowing his scam wide open. So let’s hear it for our new Bellend of the Month.