Commodore vs Colonel: who will win?

Fiji have banned the importation of some of the eleven herbs and spices needed for KFC's chicken until the 72-year-old recipe is revealed. Commodore Bainimarama seriously needs to get a life because even North Korea allow the required plant matter (not that KFC would even consider expanding to that commie-run wasteland). Either the biosecurity authority is a bit overzealous or Bainimarama wants to open up a goverment-run clone (which could have a name like Fiji Chicken or Commodore's Original Recipe) with the Colonel's recipe. Whatever one it is, at least that bellend has no control over New Zealand's supply of the Colonel's chicken.