WEEKLY GROSS-OUT: Baconnaise

This is one of the worst condiments known to man. This crap is meant to be mayonnaise (which tastes like vomit and besides, I already eat enough fatty food as it is) with a bacon flavouring. Despite having pork flavourings, the novelty mayonnaise is supposed to be kosher and vegetarian. Everything's better with bacon, but I'm still not going to eat that crap. I'd recommend this weird product to people who want heart disease but are too lazy to cook the bacon, however, if I was in that position, I'd happily eat the bacon raw, and wash it down with a glass of bacon grease.