March shall no longer march on

But we still have the Bellend of the Month to crown, and this month, it's Bonnie Miller. The 45-year-old woman was on an nighttime stroll with her family in St. Joseph, Michigan, when she tried sending a text about an appointment. But she didn't watch where she was going and fell off a pier and into a river's frigid water. This is why people shouldn't text while they're walking. It's not safe because your eyes are diverted to a screen and not to what's in front of you. She is lucky to be alive after making such a stupid mistake.