And at the end, a ring swallower

The Bellend of the Month for July 2012 is Angela Winters Hardman. She was charged with theft earlier this month after an incident in May where she swallowed a US$4,000 diamond ring at a Salt Lake City department store before pawning it for US$600 when it passed through her system. This is one of the sneakiest ways I know to steal stuff, but at least she was caught on camera swallowing the ring then switching it with a bogus ring. Theft is theft and I hope they send her to jail for it. But at least she didn't dress up as the Joker and shoot up the store.