WEEKLY GROSS-OUT PART TWO: Everton

Everton are the bellends who are responsible for an early setback suffered by Manchester United this morning at Goodison Park. Everton played well, but all in all, they are bellends. The final score was 1-0 to Everton, with the goal being scored by Marouane Fellaini. Nani and Paul Scholes received yellow cards. This was a chastening experience for Sir Alex’s men and a reminder that life in the Barclays Premier League – even at Manchester United and especially when Everton are the opposition – is never easy.