City clawing back in

Man United may have lost yesterday morning's bout between Manchester’s heavyweights, but with a 12-point advantage and just seven games remaining, the Reds still remain on track to win the battle overall and reclaim the title from City. The matchday programme billed it as a ‘Game of Thrones’ – last season’s champions against this year’s most convincing pursuant of the title - and yet on the night no team would be de-throned, no crown bestowed upon this season’s champions. Not yet. That said, even with a robust 15-point advantage going into the fixture allowing room to manoeuvre, this was a match United desperately wanted to win as an assertion of dominance. But win they couldn't because after 90 minutes at Old Trafford and eight yellow cards shown to various bellends for various instances of misconduct, goals from James Milner and Sergio Aguero (before and after a Vincent Kompany own goal) gave victory on the night to the Blues. But if that wasn't trashy enough for you, check out this pic of a trash boat wearing a trash bag: