WEEKLY GROSS-OUT: H7N9

That's an up-and-coming strain of bird flu. Two men have died after contracting said strain, which had not been previously found in humans, Xinhua (China’s official news agency) reported on Sunday. The authorities said the two Shanghai men, aged 27 and 87, fell ill after contracting the H7N9 strain in February and died in March. A third person, a 35-year-old woman from the city of Chuzhou, in neighboring Anhui Province, also contracted the strain and is critically ill. So please be careful. H7N9 could spread and maybe cause the apocalypse the Mayans predicted for last year.