WEEKLY GROSS-OUT: Robbery

That's right, robbery. And yet some people still do it. A man, who tried to rob a group of people waiting in line to buy the new $180 LeBron James sneakers, was shot and killed when one of the customers pulled out a gun. The incident took place before dawn Saturday outside a shoe store in Atlanta's Little Five Points area. The group was waiting for the store to open for the day so they could buy the LeBron X Denim on its first day of release. Police said the man approached the group with a gun in hand and tried to rob them. One of the men in the group, who was not charged with a crime, took out his own handgun and fired at the robber. That bellend deserved to be shot because this is some very serious fire he was playing with. You don't just attempt to rob a bunch of people and expect that your evil plans will succeed. Case in point: last September, I went to see Hotel Transylvania. Even though I had paid extra for a 3D session, the cinema put the 2D version in the projector, ripping off not just me but everyone else who went to that particular screening. But I got the last laugh when I snuck into another 3D session at the same venue the following day. So if you're going to play with that grade of fire, then don't expect not to get burnt.