WEEKLY GROSS-OUT: Chelsea

A match of few chances saw those bellends depart Old Trafford with a creditable point this morning, as both sides continue their unbeaten starts to the 2013-14 league season. It was an absorbing rather than exciting game, and the point will probably please Jose Mourinho more than his counterpart David Moyes, who was taking charge of his first home game as Man United manager, and over the 90 minutes it was the Reds that created more goalscoring opportunities, though it should be said that Petr Cech, in chalking up his 200th Chelsea clean sheet, did not have to work particularly hard. While no goals were scored, two Chelsea players (Kevin de Bruyne and Fernando Torres) receive yellow cards.