Straight Outta Coma

Former F1 driver Michael Schumacher is no longer in a coma and has been transferred from a hospital in Grenoble (host of the 1968 Winter Olympics), where he had been admitted after a skiing accident last year, his management has said in a statement. He will continue his recovery at the University hospital in Lausanne, Switzerland. Officials there confirmed that Schumacher was admitted, but gave no further details about his treatment. The seven-time world champion suffered severe head trauma in a skiing accident at the French Alps resort of Meribel on December 29, and has been treated in Grenoble since his accident. The five and a half months he spent in a coma should serve as a warning to anyone who still thinks it's a good idea to ski off-piste. Just don't do it otherwise you're going to have a bad time.