Think of the children!

Paul A. LaDuke, a math teacher at Schaumburg Christian School in Chicago, has been charged with sexual exploitation of a child for allegedly masturbating during class, something authorities believe may have happened several times in the last decade. Police say that a student reported to a teacher they saw LaDuke masturbating while seated at his podium. That is the epitome of grossness, and no student should ever have to endure the trauma of their teacher stroking his privates mid-lesson. If I was in that nutjob’s class, I would’ve told someone about that travesty. He needs to get help. Unless, of course, the kids could have had a vendetta against this teacher and just made the whole thing up. Worse things have happened.