Happy 100th, Alan Turing

But enough about that. Hosni Mubarak, Egypt's 84-year old ousted dictator, has spent another night outside the prison cell where he's been sentenced to spend whatever remains of his life. A health scare that began as a stroke, according to state-controlled media, but ended up being attributed by his lawyer to a "slip in the bathroom", ensured that he was moved into the welcoming environs of a military hospital when that scumbag should be left to rot in jail where he belongs. Also in the news, former Penn State assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky will likely spend the rest of his life in jail after a jury convicted him on 45 of 48 counts related to sexual abuse of boys, ending a painful chapter for victims and the entire university. It's about time that bellend was dealt with, but the ordeal is not over, as one of Sandusky's attorney announced plans to appeal despite the mountain of convictions against his client.