WEEKLY GROSS-OUT: Justin and Selena

After dominating the American Music Awards on Sunday night (Pacific Standard Time), Justin Bieber kept his winning streak going. The 18-year-old pop star arrived at the music awards show with his mother, Pattie Mallette, as his date - but was spied leaving with Selena Gomez. Their latest reunion two days after their attempt at a reconciliation dinner at a Japanese restaurant in Los Angeles was cooked before the raw fish could even be served. Seriously, which one is it? Do they prefer together or apart? Nobody knows, but if it were me and Bieber, I'd prefer apart. And I'd be talking a great distance apart. Why? Because he thinks he can sing but he can't. His music is best kept at Guantanamo only to be played during interrogations. I'm sure the mere thought of Justin Bieber would be enough on its own to break any terrorist.