West Ham get hammed

Robin van Persie scored after just 33 seconds at Old Trafford this morning to vanquish West Ham and maintain Manchester United’s position at the summit of the Barclays Premier League. The Dutchman’s 12th goal since his summer move from Arsenal was enough to settle an entertaining fixture and end a worrying five-game streak in which the Reds have conceded first. Although Sir Alex’s men scored just once, there were plenty of positives from the performance, including a first clean sheet in 10 games. However, the same couldn't be said about the on-field discipline because two players got booked. And speaking of two men, will Two and a Half Men be changing its name to Two Men by season's end? That seems to be the question on everyone's mind after star Angus T. Jones publicly trashed the show, calling it "filth," and revealed he no longer wishes to be on the CBS comedy. I don't blame him. Two and a Half Men is just a load of filth that no sane person would wish on their worst enemy. And speaking of enemies, the Internet has a powerful enemy in the form of some bellends who like defacing websites. The Romanian domain names of Google, Yahoo, Microsoft, Kaspersky Lab, and other companies were hijacked yesterday and redirected to a hacked server in the Netherlands. The hijacking occurred at the DNS (Domain Name System) level, with attackers modifying the DNS records for google.ro, yahoo.ro, microsoft.ro, hotmail.ro, windows.ro, kaspersky.ro, and paypal.ro, according to Costin Raiu, director of the global research and analysis team at security vendor Kaspersky Lab.