Sheila's Sexy and she knows it

Last week, a central Ohio woman who loathed being named Sheila Ranea Crabtree and wanted a moniker that reflected her personality has legally changed her first name to Sexy. A US judge approved the request on Tuesday (local time) from the 41-year-old Pataskala woman, who called her given name "the ugliest one out there." She says that if the court didn't allow the switch to Sexy, she'd try to become known legally by her middle name, which she has used for years. When the judge asked why she chose Sexy, Crabtree said she's fun and free-spirited and thought the change would make her complete. Speaking of complete, Uganda's president has been a complete bellend and vowed to sign sweeping anti-gay legislation, citing what he said were scientific, not political, considerations for a controversial measure in a country that already criminalizes homosexuality. In a statement, President Yoweri Museveni declared debate on the legislation over and said he was not concerned about the expected international outcry. His remarks, made during a conference of the ruling National Resistance Movement, drew loud applause from supporters who need to realise that a person's a person no matter how queer. If Museveni signs that crap, then he's just pushing Uganda further and further into the Dark Ages. But enough about that because John Henson - a son of the late, great children's entertainment visionary Jim Henson - died after a "sudden, massive heart attack," one that I'm sure wasn't related to the developments in Uganda.