Frappuccinos - now bigger than Texas

The Bellend of the Month for May 2014 is Andrew Chifari. The Texan man entered a Starbucks in Dallas on the 24th with a 128-ounce glass and asked baristas to create the most expensive frappuccino that would fit in his container, but still taste good. The drink cost US$54.75, but Chifari walked away without paying a cent after racking up enough points under a loyalty plan for a free drink of his choice. Starbucks does not want others to follow suit, which is quite understandable because Chifari consumed several thousand calories and 4500 mg of caffeine, more than 10 times above what the US Food and Drug Administration considers to be a maximum safe amount for a healthy person to drink on a daily basis. If he wanted to stay awake during the upcoming World Cup, he could've just asked a friend to blow a vuvuzela into his ear whenever he started to fall asleep during a game (which hopefully won't be necessary because Texas is three hours behind Rio and many of the games this time round will be taking place during his daytime).