BAD IDEA OF THE WEEK: Rape

CeeLo Green took to Twitter today to make an attempt to define what rape is, shortly after pleading no contest for charges that he slipped a woman ecstasy without her consent in 2012. The 39-year-old took to Twitter to defend himself, replying to users’ comments on the case with a series of bizarre statements about rape. “If someone is passed out they’re not even WITH you consciously,” he said, adding, “People who have really been raped REMEMBER!!!” Just because one's passed out doesn't mean they can't be raped. If he tried that one on during the trial, it could set a precedent for somebody on any sort of charge to claim it's not a crime just because their victim was unconscious at the time. Quoting from one of that loser's songs, forget him. But don't forget Keanu Reeves, because it's the Matrix star's 50th birthday today. It is also Daniel arap Moi's 90th and Mark Harmon's 63rd.